The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!
by Sawman70 February 12, 2019
Get the Poop Shoemug. the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.
mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?
dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.
mike: nice.
dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.
mike: nice.
by patches_4 May 31, 2009
Get the wet shoemug. Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!
by TLuvly December 30, 2008
Get the C.M.F.M. shoesmug. When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
by victoriaaaaaa September 13, 2008
Get the shoe rulemug. A request made at a sexual entertainment industry that instead of being sexual it is just used to see if they will actually do it.
Brandon:Yeah! You read that book!
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.
by Brandon Waldmann June 22, 2006
Get the shoe on headmug. A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.
A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
Get the shoe fetishmug. When a man (typically a trucker) inserts the big toe of his dominant foot deep into the anal cavity of his partner and upon withdrawal the toe signifies a stylish or elegant pair of brown dress shoes.
Person 1: Brown shoe this is Rubber Ducky, do you copy?
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.
Person 2: Not now Rubber Ducky, I'm polishing my brown shoe... over.
by Brown Shoe October 7, 2015
Get the Brown Shoemug.