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scoring pole

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.
by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023
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Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.
Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."
by boikinly August 14, 2023
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Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.
*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...
by supergoyim May 16, 2025
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Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.
Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!
by DrSpEd August 28, 2014
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Four Score

A phrase that would literally mean 80 in French.
“My grandpa is four score and fifteen years old and can still drive a car!”
by LikeXD31 August 21, 2021
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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023
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beefy score

To score some beef
I went to bear bar last night at ripples and went home with some beefy score.
by ElDiabloBlanco May 8, 2009
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