When you go into a Ronald McDonald’s house and instead of giving to children and helping them, you molest them until the workers pull you off.
by Imadopted August 16, 2019
Get the Ronaldedmug. by Ronvondee November 22, 2021
Get the Ronaldmug. Meet Ronald — a self-proclaimed “investment guru” in his late 20s to early 30s, who somehow manages to project the confidence of Warren Buffett while possessing the financial acumen of a Magic 8-Ball. Ronald’s entire portfolio is held together with vibes, memes, and whatever happens to be trending on r/WallStreetBets that week. If it’s got a rocket emoji next to it, Ronald’s all in.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
by Factsonly619 May 4, 2025
Get the Ronaldmug. The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.
Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.
by IsaBALL April 15, 2019
Get the Ronaldmug. If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
Get the Dick Faced Ronaldmug. by The Ronald Hole Enjoyer October 8, 2022
Get the Ronald Holemug. A Ronald bjarki is a guy who is really short and usually has glasses. He is very fun to be with and nice, he has a girlfriend and always someone third wheeling. A Ronald is usually just a great person but sometimes a little to curious. But u should definitely have a friend like this.
by Sohowudoin October 17, 2020
Get the Ronald Bjarkimug.