Peyton Yates

A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever

Guy 1: who is that

Tristen Cox: that’s Peyton Yates bitch

by Kingcrip July 15, 2019

Dirty Peyton

When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”

Dude I did a dirty Peyton at my house and it was chill asf

by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024

Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

Peyton

Peyton, man she is the best. We’ve been friends for 6 years already and i really love that shes the kind of person that will not give a single fuck and will stay by your side until you fuck up. Peyton is my guardian no matter what happens to our friendship. YOU need a peyton or even better be together with a peyton.🤍

Person1 : Who’s this peyton that …. been talking about?
Person2 : Peyton, shes really nice and you really need one!
Person1 : I need a peyton.
… : YOU DO NEED A PEYTON!

by msmysterious March 18, 2023

peyton baldwin

peyton baldwin, cant leave lil b alone, very bad influence, crazy,insane,crazy,insane oh and bangs on windows and pulls doorhandles, and likes the jawga boys song that says, wow christy,did u see that truck.

wow peyton baldwin when u gonna chill

by big jill12312169 March 4, 2025

Peyton

Peyton's are super hot, smart, and athletic, even though they don't think so themselves. Peytons are normally shy/withdrawn when you first meet them, but as you get to know them, you'll realize that they are incredibly funny and adorable. Some may think Peyton's are annoying, rude, awkward or intimidating, but Peytons are much more. They are loyal, trustworthy, and have an attitude sometimes -,-. Don't get a Peyton angry, because they can have snappy comebacks that may startle you. Peyton's are also incredibly attractive; they are big strong. They seem like goody-two-shoes, but in reality, they can do bad stuff, especially with someone they love or are falling for. Peyton's are also incredibly tough despite their tall and lean appearance. If you meet a Peyton in your lifetime, you should try to stay as close to them as possible before they are gone. Peyton's are chill with a lot of things, and don't get pissed off very easily. But, when it comes to video games-..

wow that Peyton is really something else!

by shortystack March 22, 2022

peyton

sexy girl with big butt . nice lips . Great cooch. type cooch to make a gangsta weak in the knee for a few hours maybe a day or two. peyton will make u laugh so hard ur stomach hurt . but also Sometimes u want to throw a water bottle her face , peyton doesn’t like
her job . she also isn’t fond of school. peyton loves her boyfriend . so much . peyton gets dicked the daily . she is so gangster . and rich . over 5k in savings makes my dick twitch. amen god bless gangsta gangsta

yo who’s that hot mama , yo that’s peyton the gangsta crime lord who makes money and loves her boyfren

by jakethesnakew December 11, 2024