verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.
by yeedogg November 11, 2004
Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
by C-Blon October 30, 2007
John guy has a polish hotdog.
by nature's flaw June 01, 2005
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
by illEATurHARTout May 23, 2005
A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.
by Jrpolen November 26, 2007
Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.
by Booqi March 26, 2008
When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
by Thatoneguy101 December 07, 2013