Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.
Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend
by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”
by Max=knobster October 22, 2019
Get the Maxmug. He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
Max a dude with a big dick
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
Get the Maxmug. by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017
Get the Maxmug.