When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014
by NateDoGG January 27, 2005
by Jonas808 May 09, 2008
The person whom appears to have an untarnished record of any kind. Most people considered a "golden boy" actually do have many flaws and are not what they appear.
That fucker is such a golden boy...
by James the God of Knowledge August 05, 2005
by Mammothcock Mondays December 21, 2011
When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
by brostito May 05, 2009
by Lenny15Prez December 29, 2006