When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014
Get the Golden Handshakemug. by NateDoGG January 27, 2005
Get the golden enemamug. by Jonas808 May 9, 2008
Get the golden starmug. The person whom appears to have an untarnished record of any kind. Most people considered a "golden boy" actually do have many flaws and are not what they appear.
by James the God of Knowledge August 30, 2005
Get the golden boymug. by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011
Get the Golden Tallywackermug. When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
by brostito May 4, 2009
Get the golden birdbathmug. by Lenny15Prez December 11, 2008
Get the Golden Comamug.