Stuyvesant Falls

Just some random town out in the middle of no where where your closest neighbor lives 20 miles away. These people are all into NASCAR, farming, being in each others business, and riding horses. This town is also blessed with the worlds largest a**hole. He enjoys destroying other peoples lives and making them his personal yes men. It is the best place to live!!

Xavier: Where do live?
Rachel: Stuyvesant Falls
Xavier: Where is that?
Rachel: The middle of no where!!
Xavier: Oh, oh I've heard of that place! Isn't that where the worlds biggest a**hole lives!!
Rachel: Yes!! :(

by jesusappleseeds July 18, 2011

Wichita Falls

The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.

Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules! Do you know why? Because I can be in the great state of Oklahoma in five minutes. Go Sooners!

by ds7202 April 28, 2022

hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.

Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.

by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010

Chocolate Falls

When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.

Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.

by Ucares August 30, 2012

Swallow Falls

A small island town under the A in Atlantic from the movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs". It is also home to Flint Lockwood, inventor of the FLDSMDFR.

1. Person 1:"Have you heard of Swallow Falls?" Person 2:"No, what's that?" Person 1:"It's an Island under the A in Atlantic from the movie 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs'" Person 1:"Oh yeah, I remember that"

by SuperCrafter015 February 14, 2023

Falling Beans

Also known as Fall Guys, beans who topple over everytime because of their short legs and having to do obstacle courses al the time.

When I play Fall Guys, me and sixty other players become falling beans.

by NathanielLH September 17, 2020

Churchill Falls

the most boring town in the whole world. home to 600 people and no fun activities. nothing to do but sit down inside all day and wish you were gone. if you were in this town for 5 seconds you'd wanna leave as soon as you got here. you can't get along with everyone because you know them too much so you always getting in fights, and getting sick of everyone. overall this place is the biggest shithole in the world

churchill falls.

by krhesaoofn :) April 8, 2011