by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023
Get the Lemon Demonmug. What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
Get the Demon's Crustmug. chaitanya is a chick magnet with a really big pp who is a demon and is a very nice friend 👍 he's may be trustworthy, you get a sparkly feeling when he touches your body. dude plays fortnite all day, on top of being the hottest guy you'll ever meet in your life, he's also a nerd and academically good. you should keep a sticker of his holiness saved with you. dilo ka chor.
by kaavyaloml June 19, 2022
Get the Chaitanya Demonmug. Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018
Get the demon fartsmug. by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008
Get the Crafty Demonmug. When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009
Get the Demonic Colonicmug. 