Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂

by anonymous December 16, 2023

chap

An informal British word for boys or men.

Well done chaps. Keep up the hard work

by Disorganised January 5, 2022

Chap Hoe

A chap Hoe. Is a woman who is consistently associated with that which is below any set standard. A lame or dirty bitch.

I couldn’t fuck wit Lindsey. She was a chap hoe.

John: You ever go on that date with Susan?

Me: Who? That chap hoe? Hell NAww!

by OGTRIPPLEGRAND November 24, 2018

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Chap

When you finally understand something. Ah! I Chapped!

Wow! Thanks for explaining! Now I Chap!

by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024