Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.

"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."

by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018

Brownie Mix

The act of sticking your thumb up your butthole then subsequently inserting it in your partner's butthole. Both parties then lick the content of their own thumbs similar to when licking the brownie batter off a whisk.

My girlfriend and I had some brownie mix after our Chipotle date.
My partner and I used brownie mix to spice up our relationship.

by Browniemixlover69 August 8, 2021

sour-brownie

th ol' bung-hole, especially related to ATM-sex with a hot babe

Gertrude went wild when I tongue-punched her sour-brownie.

by Tchornibog January 1, 2015

Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

breaking brownies

to fart, release gas.

sally: what's that fowl smell?
tom: sorry, the dog is breaking brownies.

by kei81 March 4, 2009

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014