Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.
I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor September 25, 2015
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body birth

Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.
Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!
by poetofthemidnight March 05, 2023
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birth reunion

Happy birth reunion Jade
by Heydudes January 15, 2018
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Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing
"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."
by phantapants November 08, 2021
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