Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain

I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

sweep the testicles

The act of sweeping the testicles

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."

by Derek of the dominos January 10, 2014

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020