Teenage Boy

Male of the species 13-?(it is greatly unknown until at what age a guy grows out of his instincts of pubescent idiocy). Often identified by moronic immature actions, obscenity , hormones so thick in their blood you can practically smell them, and obliviousness to the world around him.

The other day I watched 3 teenage boys in a shopping cart racing down a dirt hill, they crashed at the bottem.

They still color on the faces in our textboooks. That should've started and ended in 5th grade.

Guys just can't seem to take a hint! would it kill them to pay attention once and a while. The report was due yesterday, we have homework tonight, I smiled, I flipped my hair, I wore your favorite color today, and all you can pay attention to is that racy picture of Megan Fox on your binder.

by TeenageGirl August 6, 2009

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager that disregards laws and rules, not in the pursuit of attention but because they fucking can. Common practices of a teenage dirtbag include reckless behaviour, an "idgaf about anything" attitude and "I do whatever tf I want" mindset.

Examples of this behaviour include:
- Smoking weed in unconventional places
- Consumption of illicit substances
- Trespassing
- Being wasted out of your mind
- Reckless driving
- Vandalism
- Shouting profanities out a car window at other civilians
- The dealing of illicit substances
- Any act that your parents would disown you over etc

Look at that teenage dirtbag hotboxing a tunnel with a makeshift carrot pipe, using a candle to smoke instead of a bic lighter.

by DexyDemon November 4, 2022

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Arguably the most unique, creative and insanely funny animated cartoon concept since the introduction of The Simpsons.

The ATHF team consists of three anthropomorphic fast food characters Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad, their jerky Joisey neighbor Carl and his swimming pool, and various comrades and nemeses.

The most popular villians are the Mooninites, two BS-spewing, Atari 2600 sprites who threaten dominance over earthlings but are actually about 28 years behind in development.

ATHF had its origins as a concept for an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast where Space Ghost goes to a fast food joint, orders a bunch of food, but is unable to pay for it. The restaurant arranges for their mascots to appear as guests on his talk show and the mascots hijack the show.

The episode was never made, but the characters were pitched to Cartoon Network by their writer/creators Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro and they got their own show.

The ATHF characters live in New Jesey, but the show is produced in Atlanta. Its creators are originally from Pensacola, FL, and Conyers, GA.

by the migster August 4, 2005

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

One of the funniest shows on adult swim. Main charcters are: Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock.

MY NAME IS....
Shake-zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah.
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya!
Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop.
Meatwad you're up next, with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money see. Meatwad get the honeys G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star. Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus
Ha, check-check it, yeah
'Cuz we are tha Aqua Teenz, make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna scream!
'Cuz we are tha Aqua Teenz, make the homeys say ho 'n the girlies wanna scream!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Numba one in tha hood, G

by meatwad's ghost April 21, 2005

teen boys

Boys who quote things like borat and calls everything and everyone gay just for the sake of it. All they do is want to get in a girls pants and get blowjobs all the time. They nonstop talk about fucking your mom and just fucking in general. And after everything you say they say "your mom" for no apparent reason. And they think the way to a girls heart is messing with them and telling them they have boners just so you will make out with them. They usually are jackasses and act like idiots on a regular basis. As in sticking there arms in a fire and mooning the girls when they get the chance. They brag about drinking and "snorting pepper" just to get a laugh,attention,or to impress us. But at the same time to us teen girls they are the most amazing thing ever to be put on this earth. Well i dont know if all guys are like this. All i know is this is how the ones i know act.

(after hanging out with all friends girls/boys)
teenboy-"hey can we go back to your house after this?"
teengirl-"i dont think so. a few of us girls are spending the night at my house."
teenboy-"so? we could still spend the night."
teengirl-"where would you sleep?"
teenboy-"on top of you!"

teenboy1-"this taste really good"
teenboy2-"thats what your mom said last night!oooh"

teenboy1-"oh my god she is so hot!"
teenboy2-"i know! yeah, i hear she gives good blowjobs too."
teenboy1-"(borat voice)NIIICCEE!"
teenboy2-"(goes up to girl) hey i was looking at you and you gave me a boner! you wanna give me a blowjob?"
teengirl-"NO!!go fuck yourself! you teen boys are all alike!"

by teenagegirltellinitlikeitis10 September 10, 2007

air headed teenage girl

A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.

Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?

by ~HeYa~ September 5, 2010