teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.

Damn! That teapot tease is sexy as fuck

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015

tease

A girl who makes you think you are getting but knows you arent.

A girl who will show you the window dressing but wont let you in the store!

Similar to a bitch but even less willing although might be friendlier.

I dated a girl who wanted to go skinny dipping but didnt want to have sex.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

Cunt Tease

The Male equivalent of a cock tease. A sexy man who refuses to date other women keeping himself to himself and not sharing the bounty with others.

Eric and Andy next door are cunt teases!

by Claire & Michelle December 9, 2008

prick tease

women who's idea of sexual satisfaction does not include penile penetration as an essential aspect of sexual activity. Terms like pricktease are the product of a double sexual standard that insists upon women being sexually attractive and available to men while remaining chaste virgins. Under the double standard, a woman is damned if she does (slut, whore, tart, hussy, je-zebel, bunny, wench, tramp, etc.) and damned if she doesn't (prick tease, prude, jilt, vamp, coquette, etc.).

No term today exists for the male who leads a woman to expect sexual satisfaction but fails to satisfy her.

prick tease is the term for a woman who "displays affection and sexual interest in a male, assumes sexually inviting postures, speaks intimately, allows petting or necking and perhaps indulges in sexual foreplay, but does not allow coitus or satisfy the male".

A prick tease is the way a female can get satisfaction while at the same time reducing chances of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

by xbar April 8, 2007

Tease and Punch

Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.

Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.

by J-dawg of Brixton January 2, 2008

Teater

one of the most illest, super cool families in american history. deriving from just east of the mississippi river in Illinois and Kentucky. They have secretly made their way into the branches of many many family trees.

man, there ain't nothing like a Teater. he's so fly he could be a Teater.

by Teater August 26, 2008