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discover teabagging

Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.
person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.

Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.
by bourbon west April 29, 2010
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Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"
Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!
by Choad123 August 14, 2013
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 19, 2020
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cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022
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erie teabag

Upon Lake Erie, there is a method of extraction.
The alleged victim is dipped repeatedly into the lake headfirst until the water overwhelms the person, and then dunked in again, until the fishes eat up his toes. As long as the individual hasn't "tainted" the waters, he will be rececitated.
We had to give em the Erie Teabag... He wouldn't cooperate.
by Butthandler June 14, 2017
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Teabag Whistler

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again
by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 22, 2017
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stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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