Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.
Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021
When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
by Target pooinator September 09, 2021
by Bubba Buttfucker February 12, 2018
Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.
As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.
As having them around makes people want to hurt them.
Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.
Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
Bro:OMG it worked tysm!
Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024