when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.
girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
..
girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
..
girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"
by sdarling May 04, 2011
i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker
by Jack =] June 20, 2008
The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.
"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."
by TheBass November 07, 2007
term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco
usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do
usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do
by gem87 November 13, 2007
A kind of music that may be used as background track, without having it stain whatever it is complementing.
the mellow songs you'd hear in some sort of an office (i.e. doctor's office) would be considered tampon music
by Anyutka August 30, 2007
A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.
by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 08, 2010
by Alotta vachina November 05, 2015