After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home
Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.
by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016
Get the Swan Dive mug.The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.
The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.
The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.
It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.
The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.
It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
by 'THE SHADOW' June 10, 2016
Get the romantic swan dance mug.When a girl gets come onto by someone she thought was a friend. Caught in unawareness, they are like a deer in the headlights against this onslaught of surprise homesexuality
The other day I was hanging out with Katie and she black swanned me. I don't think we should be alone anymore.
by bronson1810 June 4, 2016
Get the Black Swan mug.A hater.
Someone who hates on others.
Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
Someone who hates on others.
Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018
Get the Swan mug.Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.
by jfire the willy wanker January 10, 2017
Get the restraining the swan mug.1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.
2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.
3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.
4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.
3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.
4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
by Truth_Hurts_Son December 15, 2020
Get the Swan mug.When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021
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