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Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).
A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.
by FaceSmush January 28, 2015
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english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015
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Nightingale-Bamford Students

Our vision is for Nightingale students to be joyful learners who have the intellectual depth and the courage to be critical thinkers, compassionate citizens, and agents of their own lives; in doing so, we advance equity for the betterment of all.

To achieve this mission and vision, we will educate our students’ minds and hearts by:

Infusing their lives with meaningful relationships;
Teaching them to value difference as a source of strength and means of growth;
Empowering them to question the status quo with confidence, empathy, resilience, and reason.
It’s not that hard to replace “our girls” with something along the lines of “Nightingale-Bamford Students.”
by itsddlol May 15, 2019
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Being a student

Pre-K
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.

Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.

3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.

6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.

9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders

11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school

18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
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reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.
Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)
by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023
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special student

Someone who is retarded. Generally people who are slow and completely idiotic!
Eejay, you really are a 'Special Student'
Ryan is 'special'
by punky-fish-revolution January 19, 2007
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Student Section

A student section is a group of usually more popular guys in a high school that don't play basketball yet attend all the games. They are complete assholes.
Ted - "Did you see that student section?"

Bill - "They were total assholes"
by the word on the street February 22, 2011
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