stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

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nibba stroke

When your white friend that tries to be black has a stroke

Jerry just had a nibba stroke.

by Treelon May 11, 2020

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mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

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Cuddle Stroke

non-sexual affection given in consolation

she Cuddle Stroked my neck in a loving bear hug

by neigh recoil November 18, 2012

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Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..

Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!

by Paragod101 June 16, 2011

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When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.

I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022

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