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dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick September 2, 2015
mugGet the dicklong strokemug.

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
mugGet the Choke and strokemug.

Strokes Syndrome

When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.
by Bird345 September 16, 2014
mugGet the Strokes Syndromemug.

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.
The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin
by dogsrock September 1, 2020
mugGet the mini strokemug.

Alabama stroke

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.
by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017
mugGet the Alabama strokemug.

High Stroke

When someone goes to High 5 you and instead of slapping your hand they stroke it.
Man that wasn't a High 5 it was a High Stroke.
by DCpegasus July 17, 2014
mugGet the High Strokemug.

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.
"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"
by escington January 13, 2023
mugGet the Stroke Typingmug.

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