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Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man
Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)
by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024
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Ball straw

Another term for the word penis

Originated from Nathan @ the Dandaloo hotel
“Oi she sucked the semen from my ball straw”
by Stawboy May 7, 2023
mugGet the Ball strawmug.

straw therapy

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy
by Fat kisser February 25, 2020
mugGet the straw therapymug.

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 3, 2024
mugGet the paper strawmug.

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
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straw head

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head
by Cromwellian November 17, 2016
mugGet the straw headmug.

National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.
today is national straw day! I love straws!
by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019
mugGet the National straw daymug.

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