post-stalking

To stalk somebody over the internet by finding and reading many of their posts on a forum. Usually done by overly curious friends/family members or by admiring fans. It can easily be performed by entering someone's name, e-mail address or username (if it's unique to that person) into a search engine.

Creepy stalker: "You live in Birmingham, right?"
Stalkee: "Woah, how did you know that?"
Creepy stalker: "Oh, I was sorta post-stalking you lolz."
Stalkee: "Wtf. Get a life."

by Michiko I. June 12, 2006

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fuck me standing

An expression of vast displeasure.

"Johnson, you'll have to stay late tonight to re-do all of the WENIS reports."

"Well, fuck me standing!"

by Stupid Box Time Waster June 12, 2006

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penis stacking

the act of stacking multiple penises on top of each other inside a vagina

Is it time for another penis stacking Mrs. Whashington?

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

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tranking

The art of tranking is to stand on any object with their arms by their sides, aiming to make it look as awkward and funny as possible. Then take a pic or vid to post so other people can laugh at it.

Person 1: let's go planking!!
Person 2: Thats so last month!! Let's go tranking!!!
Person 1: Sweet Lets go find a cop car to trank on :D

by jane moore July 19, 2011

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stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009

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