etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma April 29, 2015

three mile stretch

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore

I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...

by CO_Stoner March 4, 2015

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

stretched

to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere

MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED

by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 6, 2009

Sweetcha

A straight man's love for a lesbian.

Johnny's got the sweetcha for Dana.

by Modge July 1, 2003

stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

sweetchecks

One can only assume it is a misspelling of Sweet cheeks. If not, then it is used by someone who has an unhealthy love of checks.

Someone #1"Hello Sweetchecks"
Someone #2 "It's spelled spelled cheeks, and it's two words you ninny."

Check addict "Ooooooh you're a pretty one aren't you sweetcheck... i'm never going to cash you in!"

by Allyourbases August 9, 2015