State Patty's Day

The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"

by BLAGOVEHICH April 12, 2012

Washington State

Washington State is one of the most beautiful and diverse places in the US. It features many unique environments: multiple moutain ranges, ocean beaches, temperate rainforests, gorges, rivers, old growth forests, lakes, rolling hills, cliffs, waterfalls, pine forests, caves, hotsprings, tundra, volcanoes, glaciers, and more.
Washington has 3 national parks, and also many national forests, wilderness areas, and protected land.

Not to mention, Washingtonians are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
The state motto: Alki Chinook Jargon meaing "By the by" or "Eventually" accurately describes the way of life of most Washingtonians.

Californian (to his "bra"): "Dude, we should like totally move to Washington State, buy all their land and businesses, raise their housing prices, and like totally force our like ideals and stuff on them!"

Concerned Washingtonian: "Maybe Californians should fix their own state instead of starting a mass exodus to Washington and other states, and ruining their culture in the process."

Uninformed person: "You're from Washington? Have you ever been to the White House?"

Me: "No, I am from the STATE of Washington, you're thinking of the DISTRICT of Columbia."

Actual conversation:
Stupid person: "Washington, isn't that in Canada somewhere?"

Me: "No, Washington is actually the 42nd US state. If you were serious you should go back to 4th grade. If that was a joke, you suck at telling jokes."

by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008

Gunshine State

the gunshine state is the state of Florida. Florida is known as the Sunshine State but since Florida is shaped like a gun it has been called th Gunshine State.

the mixtape "The Gunshine State" featuring all florida Artists

by Khiry July 21, 2006

Ohio State University

Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.

Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.

by Beanstalker March 27, 2011

The States

Informal way of referring to the United States of America, generally used by non-Americans, while most Americans tend to opt for "the US" when speaking to non-Americans.

I flew in from Heathrow Airport to JFK Airport in the states and immediately noticed a dead body outside the terminal.

by Rod_Jonse October 27, 2012

Stat Quo

very talented rapper from Atlanta.

He's signed by Eminem, on Shady Records

Yeah, my name is Stat Quo...

by C-Webb October 25, 2004

Michigan State

Located in idyllic East Lansing Michigan, Michigan State University (MSU) is the State of Michigan's largest academic institution with a single campus enrollment of 45,000 students - making it the fifth largest single campus university in America. In terms of total acreage MSU the second largest of America's universities at 5,200 acres.

Academics:
Michigan State has over 150 undergraduate degrees in which to choose from. Many of which are ranked in the top 25 nationally and some ranked #1. The mean grade point averages for an incoming freshman is 3.55, with an ACT score of 25.

Campus:
Michigan State is always located on a list of America's most beautiful campuses. With the peaceful Red Cedar River flowing directly through the heart of campus along with numerous gardens and fountains one is never far away from natural beauty. MSU is home to the largest dormatory population in the nation, however some students choose to live in lively downtown East Lansing.

Sports:
Michigan State is NCAA Division 1A, belonging to the Big Ten conference. Michigan State is one of only a few schools to win national titles in basketball and football, and the ONLY school to win a national title in all three "money sports" (football, basketball, hockey). Colors are Green (forest green) and White. Rivals include: 1) University of Michigan, 2) Notre Dame, 3) Ohio State / Penn State. Mascot is the Spartan. Logo is a green block S against a white background.

Misc facts:
-There are more Michigan State University graduates living in Michigan than any other college or university
-Michigan State was founded in 1855
-MSU was the first Big Ten school to wear "winged-helmets," later made popular by the University of Michigan.
-With the exception of Ohio State no other Big Ten University has won more national football titles in the modern era than MSU.
-Malcolm X and Magic Johnson are among the many famous MSU graduates
-MSU students are known for being good natured, friendly, and personable.
-MSU is the ONLY university in North America to have three different medical schools. (MD, DO, VM)
-The MSU band was recently voted one of the top three college marching bands in the nation in a nation-wide poll of directors.
-Michigan State was the first land grant college in the nation.

I can't believe I got into Michigan State! Their communications program is the best in the nation!!

by CasualObserver October 12, 2005