cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
by JedBadley May 25, 2021
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Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"
Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!
by Dizzy3xf December 28, 2024
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Daner-Creeper-Stare

A phrase commonly used to depict a person who appears randomly within pictures or situations; that stares obsessively at a person or persons with longing desire.

The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth

When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.
Dude, that guy sitting at the table behind you is giving that waitress the Daner-Creeper-Stare, It's like a 9.2 on a scale from 0-10
by (D-L)squared April 11, 2011
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staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
by WawaBings November 29, 2017
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MASK STARE

When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 10, 2021
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Jada Stare

A non verbal que from your boss to commit black on black violence in public, preferably at an awards ceremony.
It was all laughs and smiles until he got the jada stare, then he knew he had to take out his brother.
by AlSharp21 March 31, 2022
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switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.
It was an akward switch stare for a minute
by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018
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