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cuddle spunk

Susie rolled over and laid in the cuddle spunk.
by Roscoe J November 23, 2013
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
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spunk nugget

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.
by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009
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Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex
The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005
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spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging
1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey
by amiexxx August 26, 2007
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Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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