Spunk

An acronym meaning Sports Utility Nutritional Energy Kick. A nutritional drink that despite a large marketing campaign, failed due to its confusion with the slang term spunk meaning semen.

Andre: I like drinking Spunk before i exercise
Rodney: That is disgusting
Andre: Not that kinda spunk!

by Andre Kluneberg November 1, 2010

Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.

It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!

by Grondinelli January 24, 2009

splank

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008

spunk

A cute guy. Usually only NZ and Australian use.

That Brad Pitt's such a spunk

by Kiwi gal March 14, 2003

spunk nuggets

1. A male's/female's testis.
2. When semen comes out of an erect penis and lands into a cup, or a container, or anything and goes hard. The hard semen breaks up into little pieces called spunk nuggets.

1. Lizzy, will you please suck my spunk nuggets.
2. Lizzy will you drink/eat my spunk nuggets.

by Gez November 7, 2003

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009