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sperfect

pron: /sper-fekt/

Swiss like perfection.

Super-perfect.

Anything that is done with class, elegance and supreme perfection, usually attributed to the Swiss.

The swiss are known for their precision, perfection and reliability. The word 'sperfect' is born from this.
You can count on her; She is a sperfect project manager.

I want this to be sperfect, understand?

The sperfect nature of this creation is unmistakable.
by Kirubakaran July 24, 2006
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sperm guzzler

this person loves the cock and all its liquid emmisions
That Gavin Jones loves to guzzle the sperm man he cant get enough of the cock, wot a fucking sperm guzzler !
by Ackers_1989 March 9, 2009
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spergery

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.
"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” (describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."
by gunbladezero May 17, 2010
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Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.
When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude
by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010
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Sperm Whales

Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.

Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.
Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!

Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales
by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010
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vaginal sperm face

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in
"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."
by pat November 27, 2004
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Sperm Vampire

One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.
Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 24, 2009
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