southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

Southern Coney

When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis

Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!

by Earl the Man April 24, 2019

southern diner

A term for a vagina

Would you like to eat at my southern diner

by Rockinbooty May 4, 2016

Southern bull

Like the famous term southern bell referring to a spoiled girl from the south , southern bulls are boys from the south very stubborn and spoiled.

You are a southern bull.

by Westsidemorman July 29, 2017

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023