Soggy Ewok

When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.

Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.

by Lukus L July 31, 2007

soggy pussy

the grossest two words in the english language.

she has a soggy pussy

by sooooowoooooooppppp May 27, 2009

soggy biscuit

this is the greatest game ever

what you all call losing, i call winning

by CamaroTed July 25, 2004

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

Soggy Doggy

Giving a girl such a violent facial after oral sex that she will need a seeing eye dog to find a towel.

Dude, that girl doesn't know it yet, but she is running the risk of getting a vicious soggy doggy!

by Dirk Squrejaw October 19, 2011

Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog January 21, 2013

soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016