soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.

by Kevin January 9, 2005

soccer am

a non american show about soccer that for some reason is called soccer am instead of football am. its a good show, and that blonde is hot

americans play soccer, everyone else plays football, so why isnt it football am instead of soccer am

by mlove3 January 11, 2009

soccer tan

A soccer tan is a small band of tan skin from the knee to lower thigh on otherwise pale legs. This is caused by playing too much soccer outside and only the space between your shorts and tall socks getting any sun.

She spends all her time outside playing soccer, so she's got nothing but a soccer tan.

by savvysparrow June 27, 2006

Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.

I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.

by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017

social experiment

Trolling. Usually after having been called out for being a troll.

Completely lying livejournal entry: My cat is dying of leukemia and I can't pay for it! Send money!
Many cat-lovers: *actually send money*
Investigative cat-lover: Wait, you don't even have a cat! This was all a scam!
Original LJ poster: It was a social experiment to find out how many people would respond!

by jul_torres March 1, 2011

Social Piranha

A rock band from Miami. The name comes from a malapropism of "social pariah," a phrase that denotes a social outcast. In this case the name is a satirical take on society and the band's political sensibilities.

Social Piranha is playing tonight!

by Diodisegno January 6, 2013

Social Sniper

Some one who eavesdrops and then joins or interrupts secretive or private conversations without your, or your groups invitation.

Person 1 : "hey did you hear about Sally?"
Person 2 : " I herd she....."
Social Sniper (from the other side of the room): "Pissed her pants when she saw that spider, yeah bro it was awesome!"
Person 1 & 2 : we just got sniped.... f`in social sniper

by monkeezthatarecold August 19, 2011