A condition characterized by a shopper who originally is looking for select items, yet ends up getting side tracked and buying other stuff.
Person 1: Dude, last night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. We planned on only buying bread, yet she also bought a ton of t shirts, a zillion new dresses, and several thousands of necklaces and earrings!
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.
by andrettifan June 16, 2013
Get the Shopper's ADHD mug.Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.
John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.
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by skipper11111 October 20, 2020
Get the Skipper mug.When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.
That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.
by Realityman March 19, 2012
Get the Moses Shopper mug.A person who don't wash his or her ass before getting on a public bus. The smell gets into people's windpipes,and they start gagging for air. A customer pulls the rope for the bus to stop,and then they get off 20 miles before their normal stop.
Bus driver, stop this damn bus ! There is a bus stopper on this bitch ! I will walk the rest of the way,because that chick (stank)!!
by picklebaby May 1, 2012
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Person 2:*Sigh* "Parents these days. Teaching their kids how to be a professional Ad Skipper."
Person 2:*Sigh* "Parents these days. Teaching their kids how to be a professional Ad Skipper."
by TheOnlySmeggy October 11, 2016
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