a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"
Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!
by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009
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When a man/woman proceeds to to gulp down their man's penis (usually most who swallowgize end up ingesting their partner's semen as well) in an attempt to make amends for past transgressions. Also related to the term swallowgy, the oral version of an apology.
Guy 1: Hey did you and your girlfriend ever apologize for being a bitch to you last night?
Guy 2 : No, actually she never did.
Guy 1: Man I'm sorrow bro, should kick her ass to the curb!!
Guy 2 : I made her swallowgize instead. (grins)
Guy 1 : Ah nice man! She's a keeper!
Guy 2 : No, actually she never did.
Guy 1: Man I'm sorrow bro, should kick her ass to the curb!!
Guy 2 : I made her swallowgize instead. (grins)
Guy 1 : Ah nice man! She's a keeper!
by conrm33 January 21, 2013
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I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!
She loves The Longman Swallow.
She loves The Longman Swallow.
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