by The one and only phantom thief October 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man who leaves all his boys behind for a bunch of hoes who think they’re tik tok queens. Normally named Cole but names vary and normally has a 3 inch peter
by Daddyjake14 March 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Penelope Playzzz August 9, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by Redacted2 April 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
Get the simpmug. A little bitch who does or says anything to please someone, typically on a girl, to get i the girls pants but typically never does because hes," like a brother to him
by Massive man matthew July 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 