When a person spends 30-60 minutes, or even more in the shower. Activities include; playing with the shower users own penis, and/or wasting time while your friends wait for you.
Forest: What the hell is Matt doing?
Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.
Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!
Michael: Typical!
Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.
Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!
Michael: Typical!
by alphabetsouper July 21, 2010
Get the Lutz Shower mug.A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
by fattycatty April 4, 2011
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A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).
Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006
Get the showerman mug.Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower
by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012
Get the polakian shower mug.When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011
Get the showerection mug.Two or more people in the same shower under the same running shower head. Females must wear two or fewer articles of clothing. Males must wear one or fewer articles of clothing.
by tiger2341324 August 22, 2009
Get the team shower mug.The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer
"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"
"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"
"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"
by Americandragonblakelong December 5, 2010
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