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semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
by Jsloan October 2, 2017
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Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies
by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022
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semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
by 508gang July 5, 2017
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lil semen

SoundCloud rapper with the most 🆑🅾️⛎✝️ In the history of the Universe
Niggas be like, “Ayo u heard that Lil Semen he fire asf” that new shit go hard
by LIL SEMEN May 24, 2018
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semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
by All around patriot August 27, 2013
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Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.
Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.
by jizzerty October 10, 2012
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