Angry Sanchez

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006

dirty - sanchez

when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha

yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez

by maxxyboy May 22, 2008

bleeding sanchez

An old mexican tradition whereas several hot peppers are stuffed up ones anal tunnel. The bleeding usually occurs minutes after and is very severe.

Eric went to Mexico and was given a bleeding sanchez by several locals. he liked it so much he went back the next week for more.

by SF September 28, 2004

abe sanchez

Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez

different from the dirty lincoln

Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.

She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"

and made an abe lincoln on her chin.

Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"

by STORer January 04, 2009

Squirty Sanchez

Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.

After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.

by AlyciaJade January 24, 2009

josh sanchez

A type of man who teases a woman and leads her on, while alternately still dating his girlfriend brianna garcia

I don't know why I keep thinking he will return my affection- he is pulling a josh sanchez

by Lillian January 07, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.

Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'

Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.

Boy: But, but, it's-

Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-

by Alib8000 January 06, 2009