The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021

salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.

"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

Salty Hook

The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.

Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!

by Ginger Rednuts5 December 19, 2008

Don't be Salty

see salty

salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.

when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...

by Ryne and Reid October 7, 2006

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Getting Salty

To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.

"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"

by MickB January 20, 2009