Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
by Chezet September 11, 2016

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

1. The best day of the week, as it is a weekend, and the day that never overstays its welcome. The day that doesn't come often enough, despite 1/7 of your life being spent with it.
2. The only day of the week that allows true fun to occur.
2. The only day of the week that allows true fun to occur.
1. I love Saturdays, no work, no misery, just a good day off! I wish everyday was a Saturday!
2. On Saturdays, it is best to go out and enjoy the day, as more things are open on Saturdays than on Sundays.
2. On Saturdays, it is best to go out and enjoy the day, as more things are open on Saturdays than on Sundays.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.
This is unwritten law.
This is unwritten law.
by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.
Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Saturday is for the boys
by Nick_gur October 13, 2019
