Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Sneaks Saturday

i dunno man sneaks saturday

ITS SNEAKS SATURDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020

Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Saturdays Are For The Boyz

Its when you ignore any girlz in yo life, so you can post up wit da boyz on Saturdays.

YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden

by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017

Saturday

A day that Kaleb gets to do what he wants

Ben:Saturdays are for the boys
Kaleb:No I get to choose what I want to do on Saturday

by jj1919191919 December 11, 2019

Saturday Night Special

A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion

Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.

by YuOfTheNight November 21, 2019

Spoken on Saturday

Someone who is two-faced, self contradicting, fake. Someone who acts perfect but is really a jerk.

"He's a very spoken on saturday guy"

by MS2323 March 22, 2022