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This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012
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ruben

noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.
note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red December 25, 2008
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Ruben Ortega

Someone who loves chicken and is from peru
I am ruben ortega because i love chicken
by blahblahblah2687 January 6, 2012
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Reuben Nathaniel Burch

pretty much the coolest dude ever. he taught superman to fly and the hulk his upper body workout. he invented the alphabet, and told the first chuck norris joke ever. the dos equis man demanded a disclaimer saying that he was second to Reuben Nathaniel Burch. pretty much a freakin genius, total nerd, sexy nerd, sweetest, most awesome guy you have ever had the privilege of hearing about.
if the greatest minds in history were to meet, Aristotle, Hume, Kant, and Rosa Parks and all the greats were to get together and have a god-like idea it would be to ready mankind for the awesomeness of Reuben Nathaniel Burch.
by friend of humans November 16, 2013
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Reuben

A person that does not know the area of a square
"he is in third grade but he is no longer a Reuben"
by Ffop2 February 11, 2019
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Reuben

The cutest and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Reuben's are such cutiepies and leaving wanting to just grab them in a warm hug, like a teddy. Such a sweetheart that could do no harm
"look at Reuben over there, he looks scary"
"Ohh don't worry about him he is just a cutie that wouldn't hurt a fly"
by mr demapples August 7, 2019
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Rouen

Rouen is a person who is kind and friendly.But when you get closer to her and become her BFF, she goes CRAZY!She can scream and sing to you every single day!
Rouen sang a song during a call while her friends suffer...
by Real zodiac September 8, 2020
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