The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
Get the Roof Envymug. by aznbob December 10, 2023
Get the raise the roofmug. A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
Get the New Roofmug. by OGkohanim January 2, 2024
Get the Roofingmug. Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat
by Loag_loag September 19, 2023
Get the Crackin the roofmug. by pingvuiini August 25, 2013
Get the Trampoline roofmug. by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020
Get the jutting palm-roofmug.