Ronald Radke is the worst john Travolta impersonater but hes "probably" the best guitar player the gay community ever had....word.
by Vagictive July 31, 2024
Get the Ronald Radke mug.Meet Ronald — a self-proclaimed “investment guru” in his late 20s to early 30s, who somehow manages to project the confidence of Warren Buffett while possessing the financial acumen of a Magic 8-Ball. Ronald’s entire portfolio is held together with vibes, memes, and whatever happens to be trending on r/WallStreetBets that week. If it’s got a rocket emoji next to it, Ronald’s all in.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.
by Factsonly619 May 4, 2025
Get the Ronald mug.If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
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Get the Dick Faced Ronald mug.The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.
Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.
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Get the Ronald McDonald’s Cunt mug.When a hot prostitute is passed back and forth between an Iranian and a Nicaraguan while ignoring that she has AIDS. You then finish by peeing on her as a form of a tip, i.e. trickle-down economics.
Ey essay, me and this Iranian guy gave this ho the Ronald Reagan, man. I probably need to go to the free clinic but it was worth it vato.
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