by Tricky tee August 12, 2022
Get the Ronaldmug. by BigDaddyRonni March 1, 2022
Get the Ronaldsmug. Meet Ronald ā a self-proclaimed āinvestment guruā in his late 20s to early 30s, who somehow manages to project the confidence of Warren Buffett while possessing the financial acumen of a Magic 8-Ball. Ronaldās entire portfolio is held together with vibes, memes, and whatever happens to be trending on r/WallStreetBets that week. If itās got a rocket emoji next to it, Ronaldās all in.
He has no formal education in finance ā unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he āgets it now.ā His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this āinverse Kramer logic,ā and believes itās Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as ādiversified,ā which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists heās ājust one short squeeze away from early retirement.ā You can often find him on his phone yelling things like āI told you AMC would moon again!ā while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isnāt just playing the market ā heās playing himself, and somehow, still thinks heās winning.
He has no formal education in finance ā unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he āgets it now.ā His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this āinverse Kramer logic,ā and believes itās Nobel-worthy.
Ronald often refers to himself as ādiversified,ā which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.
Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists heās ājust one short squeeze away from early retirement.ā You can often find him on his phone yelling things like āI told you AMC would moon again!ā while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.
Ronald isnāt just playing the market ā heās playing himself, and somehow, still thinks heās winning.
by Factsonly619 May 4, 2025
Get the Ronaldmug. Ronald Radke is the worst john Travolta impersonater but hes "probably" the best guitar player the gay community ever had....word.
by Vagictive July 31, 2024
Get the Ronald Radkemug. Ronald is a very jerk and he can also be very nice at little time but he is always usually an a hole with a perverted personality
Ronald is a huge bitch
by ÅøÄĆ June 9, 2020
Get the Ronaldmug. by FirewildX November 23, 2024
Get the Ronald Reaganmug. Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonaldās back. Of course I took a plane
Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonaldās back. Of course I took a plane
by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020
Get the Ronald McDonaldmug.