rhode island girl

similar to the jersey girl, rhode island girls are sexy as hell and we know how to party. we've got a great sense of style and know about 50 guys (most of which are our cousins) who will beat the shit outta you if you mess with us. we live at the beach, in newport, in providence, jamestown, wherever - and we party everywhere. we've got a certain attitude and we're not afraid to voice our opinion. we've got a mouth on us - and we'll use it too - bottom line - nobody messes with a R.I girl. we're not afraid to throw a punch or two. we can often be seen drinking del's or coffeemilk, partying in clubs, living it up on the beach, screaming at a hockey or basketball game, wearing a patriots jersey, and strolling around anywhere - whether it be our college campus or federal hill. we walk tall in heels - and you'll recognize us when you see us. we love hockey, basketball, and football - and we'll kick your ass at either one. we know how to walk on cobblestones in our jimmy choos and mini dresses and know how to party like theres no tomorrow. we've got that certain accent. we leave out r's and any word that ends with an 'er' suddenly ends with an 'a'. (lobster = lobsta) - you know you've heard it before. we are incredibly sweet and rhode island wouldnt be the same without us.

rhode island ain't run by the mob - its run by rhode island girls !
well, actually it is run my the mob.

boston ass wipe: "hey, hey sweet thang ! come ova here you rhode island girl ! ima show what these island boys cant do !"
rhode island girl: *in heels - no less* "fuck off ! rhode island ain't an island ass wipe ! hey, brad - ryan, go fuck up that boston douche bag !"
brad and ryan: "hey ! asshole ! dont you fuckin dare go near my cousin !"
*brad and ryan beat the shit outta the boston punk*

by bumble bee x December 29, 2007

Rhode Island

A small, shitty, trash area full of arrogant, druggy faggots who are asleep 50% of the time. Drivers on Ghetto Island, oops sorry ''Rhode Island,'' are either too slow or recklessly fast. No one has heard of Rhode Island because of it's shittiness.

Guy 1: Rhode Island? Never heard of it? Do you mean, Long Island?

Guy 2: WTF? No! Rhode Island!

Guy 3: Oh, he means Ghetto Island

Guy 1: Ohhh. That place sucks dick!

by Native New Yorker #1 February 4, 2013

rhode island

This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.

Rhode Island
Providence

by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009

Rhaneasha

A one in six billion find. Very rare. Once you find a rhaneasha, hold onto her because you'll never find another one while you're alive. She is unique and beautiful, you're most likely to spot her amongst others because once you set on her you'll know she's something special. Everything around her looks dull in contrast and you won't be able to resist, it's inevitable for you to love her.

Guy: *Faints*
Dude: Oh my God, he fainted what's wrong!!?
Fella: He definitely saw a Rhaneasha.

by kikum July 17, 2010

Rhode Island Roulette

the act of smoking a cigarette to the filter and seeing if the ember falls onto you.

john: how'd you get that burn?
zeek: i was playing Rhode Island Roulette

by booboo____kittyfuck November 20, 2011

Rhonwen

is cool.

"Rhonwen is so cool"

by donkey87328364 January 8, 2013

Rhode Island Octopus

The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.

Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.

by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017