Resting Poutface

When your dog is pissed off and wants to let you know about it.

Him: Why does Tina act so bitchy when you feed her dry dog food

Her: she's not bitchy she just has Resting Poutface.

by Elkcorn October 10, 2020

reptennis

Reptennis is tennis but on a representative level to play this you must be the king of balls and be able to predict the future you must also have complete chakra control and willpower that can only be found in gods. The down sides to being a reptennis player is that you are inherently gay by playing the sport and the only sports you have dominance over is football or any other sport with a round ball (except shotput because that shit is elite).

Guy 1: oooo look a reptennis player he knows the best ways to play with balls.

Guy 2: of course he does all they do in reptennis is play with each others balls

by BBBelga101 November 18, 2020

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Ressenty

Ressenty on twitter

Ressenty has me stuck in the basement

by RevengeLD7 January 16, 2021

resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.

by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021