browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

Lou Reed

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy

"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"

by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 12, 2022

reeeeeee

the best time to use the word "REEEEEEE" is when you are doing the of the ancient "Naruto run"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she/he yelled as they naruto ran by you

by i cook icecream on stove November 6, 2019

Reed

adj. short name for ridiculous

Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.

by Nika is crazy! March 21, 2009

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 3, 2014

Reed

One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.

Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.

by Rick... March 7, 2013

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by NotNinjaTSM March 21, 2019