Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin

Stupid idiot. Used when you want to say that hes/shes extremly mean and crazy.

Person 1: I really hate her
Person 2: Yeah, shes just as mean as Putin.

by valle3 March 10, 2022

Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.

Putin

by the random. October 28, 2021

putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.

Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in

by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022

Putin

A very rude and disgusting man
who likes to destroy our friends and home.
#prayforukraine
stay safe yall

Friend: whos bombing ukraine?!?
y/n:Putin

by thatgirlpurr April 7, 2022

putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 1, 2022

Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022