purrfessional

Well-trained regarding "all things cats", or a similarly-skilled feline itself.

Garfield is a purrfessional at getting da wishy-washy Jon Arbuckle to both do his bidding and forgive all his selfish shenanigans --- "Like putty in my paws."

by QuacksO January 7, 2026

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manky purro

a spotty discharging vagina

fuck,whats that stench?is it your manky purro?

by boastee February 10, 2010

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mrs.purrsuit

A tiktoker on the app tiktok with 2270 followers that does not post very much

“Have you seen that tiktoker” “what one” “Mrs.purrsuit” “oh yeah I’ve heard of her”

by Ghostlyfunction October 14, 2021

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Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

by IslandMick February 21, 2024

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When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.

Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.

by Numerati June 18, 2025

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