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Gas Pump Thrust

The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.
Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up

Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!
by brandon2k9 May 11, 2011
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plumpy fucked

To get close to the end of a task and get screwed over.

Originaly from the board game "Candy Land" where the Plumpy card would fuck you over at the end of the game and bring you back to the start.
I got plumpy fucked when I read the wrong assignment for class.
by Leftler February 9, 2006
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Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.
When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!
by Denisha May 11, 2006
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dirty gas pump

starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.
by Maxx Casey October 2, 2006
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Pump Master

A dope fiend or junkie who cons people into pumping their gas at a gas station for spare change to buy Crack or Cocaine
Damn look at that Pump Master over there, what a loser
by bapekid4 November 5, 2006
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cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.
Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.
by mandaz April 2, 2006
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one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion
A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder
by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013
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